pity the fool

Mastication of the common crustacean can result in tantamount frustration. So if your going to masticate, don't forget to calculate how great a challenge it can be. It will be proven that you are a fool if you choose not to use the appropriate tool, to pry open that tough exterior known as the exoskeleton. I assure you, you will feel quite inferior while trying to reach the interior with only your meager, tinkering fingers.  

Fun Lobster fact:: Lobsters were once considered the poor man's chicken. In Colonial times, it was fed to pigs and goats and only eaten by paupers. Say WHAT!?   

And as always, sensational jubilations from your favorite crustaceans!